January 2011
11 posts
Again: Die, blog spammers, die, die, die
Speaking of blog spammers that need to die, Die, DIE, the fake compliments are pissing me off today. Some samples:
Wow whered you go to college Harvard, lol, newayz your a great writer, any tips?
Obviously you didn’t go to Harvard or even graduate from a Chicago public school. But you’re probably making big bucks on the pr0n site you attempted to link to your comment.
Blog is...
4G spammers: die, Die, DIE
I am so, so, so sick of the _wherever_4gwireless.com blog spammers. I wish all of you fucking assholes with your fake polite comments and useless spam-filled links would go play in traffic. Your annihiliation cannot come too soon for me. And just stay the fuck off my blogs.
Fear and loathing #1
Fear: Dog-impaling icicles again (yeah, yeah, I know… they only kill in CSI). Hey. Could happen. Don’t want to be able to say “told you so” if they impale one of my dogs.
Loathing: I’m sick of seeing the phrase “click to embiggen.” It was cute the first time I saw it shortly after that Simpsons episode. It’s just lame and annoying now. I will...
That Special K commercial
The one where a woman wearing her red coat is packing up the outdoor Christmas lights into a large drawstring bag, and goes to open her front door. She turns at a noise behind her, and there are a bunch of reindeer, who have mistaken her for Santa Claus.
This commercial annoys me greatly. The woman in the commercial is not Santa-huge by any means. She’s hardly overweight, and certainly...
FYI
I use what I’d consider a normal number of acronyms when I write informally. One acronym you will never see me use (except now, when I tell you about it) is DIAF.
If you use it in an email or a forum post, and I quote you to reply, I will edit it out. If I want to express the wish that someone is to die a horrible and painful death, I will probably say just that.
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